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Chapter 3 - The Casket in Minneapolis

The private viewing suite at the Hensley & Sons Funeral Home on Hennepin Avenue smelled of white gardenias, industrial floor wax, and seven thousand dollars’ worth of catered French pastries that Amanda had charged to my estate’s emergency operating account.

It was Sunday afternoon—seventy-two hours after the divers had pulled my crushed, wire-tangled wheelchair from the floor of Blackwood Lake.

Through the smoked-glass partition of the upper mezzanine gallery, eighty feet above the main chapel floor, I sat in a high-backed leather armchair, wearing an oversized charcoal cashmere overcoat, dark sunglasses, and a wide-brimmed black wool fedora that shadowed my face completely.

Beside me sat Sarah Vance, her laptop open on her knees, her fingers dancing silently across the encrypted terminal of the Minnesota Department of Revenue.

Below us, the drama was in full, glorious production.

Derek stood beside an open, empty bronze casket lined with ivory velvet—the "Sovereign Heritage" model, which according to the invoice Sarah had intercepted that morning, cost eighty-four thousand dollars. Because my body had not been recovered from the karst cavern systems beneath the quarry, the state medical examiner had issued a "Certificate of Presumptive Death by Drowning Incident to Catastrophic Physical Impairment."

A framed, black-and-white portrait of me from twenty years ago—taken when I won the Big Ten 400-meter freestyle championship—sat on an easel flanked by two towering arrangements of imported white lilies.

Derek was dressed in an impeccably tailored midnight-blue three-piece suit from Savile Row, his hair cut and styled with expensive pomade, a single pearl tie pin resting against his silk cravat.

He didn't look like an orphan whose mother had drowned three days ago.

He looked like a man who had just cleared an eleven-million-dollar hurdle and was having trouble suppressing the grin that kept twitching at the corners of his mouth.

Beside him, Amanda wore a vintage black Chanel dress with a veil that hung just low enough to conceal her eyes while allowing everyone in the front three pews to see her dab at her dry cheekbones with a lace handkerchief every four minutes.

"Look at them, Evelyn," Sarah murmured without looking up from her screen. "They haven't even waited for the memorial service to clear the preliminary probate docket. Look at the man sitting in the third row on the left."

I lowered my binoculars two inches.

Sitting in the third row, wearing a cheap polyester suit that strained across his gut, was Julian Marcus—the managing partner of Apex Capital Solutions, the private predatory lending firm that had backed Derek’s disastrous short positions on European logistics stocks four months ago.

Julian Marcus wasn't praying. He was checking a gold Rolex every ninety seconds, his fat fingers tapping against a leather folio resting on his thighs.

"Julian gave Derek a seventy-two-hour extension on the four-point-six-million-dollar default," Sarah explained, her voice dropping into that chilling, clinical frequency that made corporate boards surrender their equity stakes. "The collateral Derek pledged to Apex wasn't his brokerage firm, Evelyn. He told Julian he was the sole, irrevocable beneficiary of the Arthur & Evelyn Vance Family Trust."

"He is the beneficiary," I said softly, my voice smooth as silk beneath my veil. "Under the nineteen-ninety-eight charter."

"The charter you amended eight months ago," Sarah reminded me with a ghost of a smile. "The charter that stipulates that if Arthur Vance’s primary estate is triggered by an unrecovered death, the entire liquid principal—nine million in municipal bonds, two million in timberland, and the four hundred acres around the lake—transfers automatically to the Evelyn Vance Memorial Foundation for Disabled Athletes...

managed exclusively by an independent fiduciary board."

I watched as Amanda walked over to Julian Marcus, leaned down, and kissed the loan shark’s cheek with a familiarity that made my stomach turn.

She wasn't just Derek’s wife.

She was Julian’s contact.

The puzzle pieces that had remained slightly blurred during my eight months of playing the silent, drooling invalid in the sunroom snapped together with a concussive, crystalline click.

Amanda hadn't simply encouraged Derek to push me off that dock.

Amanda had brought Julian Marcus into Derek’s firm sixteen months ago. She had introduced her husband to the high-yield offshore derivatives that had wiped out his firm’s liquid capital in twelve weeks. She had created the debt. She had tightened the financial noose around Derek’s neck until the only trapdoor left in the floor was his mother’s murder.

And now, standing beside my bronze casket, she was whispering into Julian’s ear while Derek was accepting condolences from my former university colleagues.

"Sarah," I whispered, my fingers tightening around the brass handle of my cane.

"Yes, Evelyn?"

"Who is the probate judge on call for emergency estate certifications tomorrow morning?"

Sarah tapped three keys.

"Judge Evelyn Harrison. Hennepin County Probate Division. Room 402."

I let out a slow, frosty breath that fogged the smoked glass of the mezzanine.

"Harrison was my lane judge at the nineteen-eighty-four Olympic trials in Indianapolis," I said softly.

"She knows what I look like when I’m underwater.

May you like

And she knows...

that I don't drown easily."

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