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Chapter 2 - The Scent of Pine and Deceit

The siren wails began twelve minutes later, echoing through the pine-choked valleys of the Blackwood Ridge.

First came the high, urgent yelp of the local sheriff’s department, followed by the deep, air-horn roar of the volunteer fire department’s rescue truck. Red and amber lights painted the barren oak branches along the access road in violent, rhythmic slashes.

I remained wedged beneath the cedar roots, submersed to my neck in the forty-degree water, using the ancient survival techniques I had learned during my cold-water distance certifications forty years ago. If you move, you accelerate convective heat loss. If you thrash, you pump the cold peripheral blood into your core and trigger ventricular fibrillation. You must remain still. You must breathe through your nose. You must let the skin go numb while your mind retreats to a tiny, burning point of absolute, furious iron behind your forehead.

Through the foliage, I watched the performance unfold.

Derek was on his knees now, soaking his camel-hair trousers in the slimy rot of the dock. A deputy—young, pale, twenty-four at most—was holding him by the shoulders while Derek beat his fists against the wet boards, sobbing with an operatic intensity that would have earned him a standing ovation at the Goodman Theatre.

"I tried to grab her!" Derek screamed, his voice cracking into a ragged falsetto that echoed off the water. "The ramp was slick with moss! The brake lever snapped! I dove in after her, I swear to God I dove in!"

He was dry.

His coat was dry. His hair was dry except for where he had splashed a handful of surface water over his face before the cruisers crested the hill. The young deputy was too rattled by the spectacle of an eleven-million-dollar heir weeping over his dead, disabled mother to notice that the man’s sleeves weren't even dripping.

Amanda was doing her part by the tailgate of the minivan, leaning against the chrome bumper, hyperventilating into a silk scarf while a female paramedic tried to drape a yellow shock blanket over her trembling frame.

"She was everything to us," Amanda wailed, her hands clutching at the paramedic’s sleeve. "We gave up our apartment in the city to care for her! She couldn't even feed herself! Why would God let this happen?!"

God didn't let this happen, Amanda, I whispered silently under the bank, watching her through the reeds. You did. And you signed the invoice.

Two volunteer rescue divers in black neoprene drysuits and yellow tanks waded off the boat ramp, their heavy rubber fins splashing as they submerged.

I knew this lake. I had surveyed its bottom twenty years ago when Arthur and I bought the four hundred acres of timber surrounding it. Blackwood Lake was an abandoned granite quarry flooded in the nineteen-thirties; thirty feet out from the dock, the bottom dropped off a sheer underwater precipice into ninety feet of pitch-black, spring-fed water with a subterranean current that flowed southward through a series of karst limestone caverns.

The divers would find the chair in eight feet of water, caught on the shelf.

They would find the severed sock.

They would find the copper wire.

And then they would assume that the current had caught the ninety-pound, atrophied body of sixty-two-year-old Evelyn Vance and swept her down into the abyss where the quarry swallowed everything.

It was time to move.

I waited until the divers’ bubbles were twenty yards out, directing every flashlight beam and emergency spotlight toward the center of the cove.

I slipped backward out from under the cedar roots, sinking beneath the surface without creating a single ripple, and breaststroked thirty feet further into the swampy shallows where the lake bled into the black-spruce bog.

My feet found the mud. It was thick, reeking of sulfur and decaying moss, sucking at my bare, torn skin with every step. I dragged myself out of the water on my belly, crawling like an amphibian through the stinging nettles and sharp cedar brambles until the lights of the emergency vehicles were blocked by the dense, tangled wall of the wetland.

My body was violently shaking now—the secondary phase of hypothermia taking hold as the air hit my soaked clothes. The shivering was so violent that my teeth clicked together like dice in a leather cup.

If I stayed in the woods, I would be dead of exposure within forty-five minutes.

I stood up.

My right big toe throbbed with a dull, sickening heat, crooked and swollen purple where I had forced it from the joint. I took a deep breath, reached down with both hands through the darkness, grabbed the toe, and slammed the joint back into the metatarsal socket with a dry, muffled crunch.

The white-hot bolt of agony cleared the fog from my brain instantly.

"Walk, Evelyn," I whispered to the dark spruce trees. "You ran twelve miles in the snow at Syracuse. Walk."

I moved through the dark, keeping the ridge line to my left. Three-quarters of a mile through the dense brush, hidden behind an overgrown logging spur that hadn't seen a truck since nineteen-ninety-four, stood the old timber cruiser’s shack Arthur had built when we first logged the parcel.

It had no electricity. It had no plumbing.

It had an iron woodstove, three cords of dry birch stacked beneath a tin lean-to, and a green steel military footlocker that I had spent the last eight months quietly, methodically stocking while Derek and Amanda were downstairs in my kitchen drinking my vintage Bordeaux and laughing about my impending death.

Every time they had wheeled me to the "specialist" in Duluth, every time Amanda had left me in the waiting room while she went to get an iced matcha latte, I had slipped out of the side exit, taken twenty steps down the alley to the post office, and collected the envelopes that my private attorney, Sarah Vance—Arthur’s second cousin—had sent from Chicago.

They thought I was spending twenty thousand dollars a month on private nursing care.

I was spending forty thousand dollars a month on private forensic accountants.

I reached the rusted padlock on the shack’s cedar door. My fingers were so numb they had no sensation, but muscle memory guided my left hand to the hollow knot in the third pine log beside the lintel.

The brass key was there.

The tumbler turned with a stiff, dry screech.

I slipped inside, slammed the door, and dropped the heavy oak crossbar into place.

The darkness inside smelled of dry cedar, mothballs, and survival.

I didn't turn on a light. Even a candle could cast a flicker through the warped chinks in the logs. By feel alone, I stripped the sodden, freezing wool cardigan from my arms, peeled the wet trousers from my bleeding thighs, and reached into the corner for the heavy wool army blankets inside the footlocker.

I rubbed my skin raw with an abrasive dry towel until the friction brought the capillaries back to the surface, the heat blooming over my chest like fire.

I pulled on thermal fleece, thick wool hunting socks, and heavy leather work boots.

Then, sitting on the edge of the cot in the pitch blackness, with the distant sirens of my own murder investigation still howling across the water, I reached into the bottom of the footlocker and pulled out the satellite phone.

I powered it on. The green screen cast a pale, emerald glow across my scarred knuckles.

I dialed an unlisted, ten-digit number from memory.

It answered on the second ring.

"Is the water cold, Evelyn?" Sarah Vance’s voice came through the receiver, crisp, dry, and entirely devoid of shock.

"Thirty-eight degrees," I said, my teeth steady now, my voice as hard as the granite quarry below. "Derek used six-gauge wire on the axle. He’s telling the sheriff it was an equipment failure."

A short, brutal pause on the other end of the satellite link.

"Did he cry?" Sarah asked.

"He cried like an angel at a funeral," I replied, looking toward the window where the red lights were still painting the night sky. "He was magnificent. Amanda too. They deserve an award."

"Good," Sarah said softly. "Because thirty minutes ago, while Derek was standing on that dock, his primary creditor—Vanguard Asset Liquidation—filed an emergency lien on his brokerage firm in Minneapolis. He owes four point six million on an unsecured mezzanine loan that defaults on Friday at five o'clock. If he doesn't produce your death certificate and the probate clearance by noon on Monday... they seize his house, his car, and his corporate accounts."

I leaned back against the rough cedar logs, listening to the wind howl through the eaves.

"Then let’s make sure he works for every penny, Sarah," I whispered.

"Don't file the will."

"What do you want me to do?"

"Let them plan the funeral," I said. "Let them pick out the most expensive mahogany casket in the state. Let them invite the press.

May you like

And on Monday morning...

I’ll read the eulogy myself."

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