Chapter 3 - The Lease and the Lie
Tessa arrived twenty minutes later wearing oversized sunglasses and carrying a pink bakery box like it contained state secrets.
“Lock the deadbolt,” she commanded as she pushed past me into the kitchen. “My mother has been on the phone with Evelyn for two straight hours. Evelyn is currently claiming that you have ‘narcissistic financial tendencies’ and that Dad’s side of the family has always been spiritually cold.”
“My dad’s side of the family built a deck for Brenda last summer for free,” I noted, setting two mugs on the island.
“Yes, but you didn't smile while doing it, Sylvia. That’s the real sin.” Tessa dropped the bakery box onto the counter and opened it. Inside were six vanilla cupcakes with gold edible glitter on top. “Here. Eat the glitter. It tastes like vanity and unpaid rent.”
I took one, peeling back the paper liner. “What did you find out about Chase?”
Tessa leaned over the island, her eyes gleaming with the predatory delight that only family gossip between cousins can generate.
“So,” Tessa began, lowering her voice, “you know how Chase claims he’s the ‘lead sales director’ at Iron Peak Fitness?”
“He sells six-month gym passes to college students who forget to cancel them,” I said.
“Correct. Well, my friend Marcus—not your mover Marcus, different Marcus, the one who works front desk at the same gym—says Chase hasn't hit his commission target in four months. He’s basically drawing an advance on his base salary, which is roughly minimum wage plus protein powder discounts.”
“Okay,” I said, chewing. “So he’s broke. We already knew that. The man was wearing a silver chain that looked like it came from a gumball machine.”
“No, Sylvia, you don't understand,” Tessa said, her voice dropping another octave. “The apartment complex they’re living in? The Meridian at Parkview? You need to make three times the monthly rent to qualify. Rent is twenty-six fifty. That means their household income had to be at least ninety-five thousand dollars a year on paper.”
I stopped chewing.
The math hit me with the cold, heavy impact of an unopened freight crate.
Briana worked twelve hours a week at a boutique yoga studio where half her pay was provided in free classes and discount leggings. Chase was drowning on minimum wage at an entry-level gym desk. Combined, their legitimate taxable income couldn't have cracked forty thousand dollars if they spent thirty days straight selling plasma.
“They had a co-signer,” I said.
“Mom can't co-sign,” Tessa said immediately. “Her credit score is currently hovering around the temperature of a mild spring afternoon. Uncle Greg’s credit is fine, but he doesn't even know where Briana lives—he’s still in Pennsylvania pretending he’s going to retire next year.”
I set the cupcake down.
The kitchen suddenly felt very bright, very still, and very cold.
“Tessa,” I said.
“Yeah?”
“Three weeks ago, Mom called me and asked for a copy of my W-2 from last year.”
Tessa’s hand, which had been reaching for a cupcake, froze in mid-air. “Why?”
“She said she was filling out an application for a senior discount on her property taxes and needed to show that I was no longer a dependent on her household.”
Tessa stared at me. Her mouth fell open. “Sylvia. You haven't been a dependent on Evelyn’s taxes since the Obama administration.”
“I know.”
“Tell me you didn't send it.”
“I didn't send the W-2,” I said, my heart beginning to execute that slow, rhythmic thud that occurs right before a catastrophic system failure. “I told her that was ridiculous. But… I keep my digital tax returns in an encrypted folder on my Google Drive.”
“And?”
“The password to that Google Drive was saved in the Chrome browser on the iPad I gave her two Christmases ago.”
Tessa slowly pulled her hand back from the cupcakes. “Oh, sweet Jesus.”
I didn't wait for her to finish processing it. I was already at my laptop.
My fingers flew across the keyboard. I logged into my Experian credit monitoring portal. I hadn't checked the alerts in two weeks because my retail schedule had been a meat grinder of inventory audits and back-to-school rushes.
There it was.
August 4th. A hard inquiry.
*Inquiry Source: RealPage Screening / Meridian at Parkview LLC.*
I stared at the screen. The date burned into my retinas like a laser pointer.
August 4th. That was three days after Mom had called asking about the W-2.
“They didn't just steal the furniture, Tessa,” I said, my voice unnaturally level. “They put me on the lease.”
Tessa covered her face with both hands. “Oh my God. Oh my God, Sylvia. Did they make you the co-signer or the primary?”
I clicked through the details of the inquiry, then immediately picked up my phone and dialed the leasing office of The Meridian at Parkview.
A cheerful, automated voice informed me that my call was important to them before routing me to a human being whose voice sounded like she had been trained by the same corporate consultants who teach airline customer service reps how to say *“We regret to inform you”* without actually feeling regret.
“Thank you for calling The Meridian, this is Candice! How can I make your day elevated?”
“Hi, Candice,” I said. “My name is Sylvia Vance. I need to speak with the property manager regarding Unit 412.”
A pause on the line. “Oh! Ms. Vance! It is so wonderful to speak with you! We were so thrilled to get your application approved so quickly. Your sister was just telling us how supportive you’ve been of her transition into the community!”
I closed my eyes. The skin on the back of my neck felt like someone had dragged an ice cube down my spine.
“Candice,” I said softly, “can you tell me what role I have on that lease?”
“You’re the primary guarantor, of course!” Candice said cheerily. “With your income verification from Walmart Corporate and your credit score, the approval went right through our automated system. You’re responsible for the full twelve-month term in the event of default, but with your profile, our underwriters didn't even require a double security deposit!”
“And the signature on that lease, Candice? How was it executed?”
“DocuSign, Ms. Vance! Completed on August fifth at… let me see… 2:14 PM.”
2:14 PM on August fifth.
I had been on the sales floor at Walmart, personally unboxing seventy-two units of sixty-five-inch TCL televisions during a freight blowout. My phone had been locked in my locker in the breakroom.
“Candice,” I said.
“Yes, ma’am?”
“I have never seen that lease. I have never authorized that application. I did not sign that DocuSign. And the people currently occupying Unit 412 have committed identity fraud against me.”
The cheerful corporate melody vanished from Candice’s voice so fast it was as if someone had pulled the plug on a jukebox.
“I… excuse me?”
“I am coming to your office tomorrow morning at nine o'clock,” I said. “I will have my driver’s license, my employee timecard proving I was clocked into a secure facility forty miles away when that document was signed, and a printout of the IP address from the electronic signature audit trail. If you do not have the property manager and the corporate legal representative available when I arrive, my next stop is the county prosecutor’s office.”
“Ms. Vance, this is… we take fraud very seriously—”
“You clearly don't,” I said, “or you would have noticed that the email address associated with that DocuSign was probably something like *[email protected]* instead of my legal name. See you at nine, Candice.”
I hung up.
Tessa was looking at me as if she were trapped in a room with a bomb whose timer had just started counting down from ten.
“Sylvia,” she whispered. “What are you going to do?”
I stood up from the table. I walked over to the kitchen sink, poured the rest of my coffee down the drain, and rinsed the mug with cold water.
“First,” I said, drying my hands on a dish towel, “I am going to finish this cupcake.”
“And then?”
May you like
“And then,” I said, looking out the window toward the highway that led to my mother’s house, “I am going to remind Evelyn why she should have stopped at one child.”
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