Chapter 7 - The Monday Morning Short Circuit

The phone on the workbench started ringing at seven-fifteen on Monday morning.
I was standing by the small coffeemaker in the corner of the shop, waiting for the dark brew to finish dripping into the chipped ceramic mug, when the shrill, digital electronic chirp cut through the quiet hum of the refrigerator.
Rebecca was still asleep in the guest room—or rather, she had been until the second ring echoed off the metal walls. A moment later, the door leading from the patio clicked open, and she appeared in the doorway wearing one of my oversized grey flannel shirts that hung down past her knees, her dark hair tousled in every direction like a bird’s nest after a windstorm.
“Is that my father?” she croaked, rubbing her eyes with the back of her hand.
“Too early for Henry,” I said, picking up the heavy-duty work phone from the corner of the bench. “Henry’s lawyers don’t wake up until eight. This is probably Mrs. Gable from the school district wanting to know why the cafeteria breaker tripped during breakfast prep.”
I hit the speaker button.
“Mercer Electric.”
“Caleb? Thank God.” It wasn't Mrs. Gable. It was a voice I recognized instantly—smooth, oily, and vibrating with suppressed panic. Bryce Callahan.
“Bryce,” I said, leaning back against the edge of the workbench and taking a slow sip of my black coffee. “If this is about the lighting rig, I took my gear down last night before I left. If something’s not working today, you’ll have to call another guy.”
“No, no, it’s not the lights,” Bryce stammered, the confident country-club swagger completely gone from his voice. “Look, Caleb... I’m calling about... well, about last night.”
Beside me, Rebecca froze. She lowered her hand from her eyes, her gaze locked onto the phone with an expression of intense, morbid curiosity.
“Last night?” I repeated, keeping my tone neutral. “Which part? The part where your bride threw a champagne glass at my head, or the part where her father threatened to sue me for trespassing?”
“Look, man, Madison is... she’s upset,” Bryce said, his voice dropping into a desperate whisper as if he were afraid someone in the hotel suite was listening. “The wedding photos came back from the preview service this morning.”
“Congratulations. I hope they captured the exact moment your mother-in-law tried to disown her eldest daughter.”
“Caleb, listen to me,” Bryce hissed. “One of the wide shots from the dance floor—the one where you were... where you and Rebecca were standing by the pillar—it’s on the family group chat. Her grandfather saw it. He thinks Rebecca’s eloping with the electrician.”
A loud, undignified snort burst from Rebecca’s throat. She clamped both hands over her mouth, her shoulders shaking with silent laughter.
I didn't bother hiding my amusement. “Well, Bryce, unless your grandfather wants to pay my hourly rate for standing around looking photogenic, I don't see what that has to do with me.”
“He’s threatening to cut Madison out of the holiday trust fund if there’s a public scandal before they leave for St. Lucia on Tuesday,” Bryce practically begged. “He wants you to sign an affidavit saying you were only discussing... I don't know, electrical safety regulations.”
I looked down at Rebecca. She was biting her lower lip so hard I thought she might draw blood, her dark eyes sparkling with a wicked, brilliant light that completely transformed her face.
“Tell you what, Bryce,” I said, my voice smooth as motor oil. “I’m a busy man. I’ve got three service calls in Chevy Chase this morning and a sub-panel replacement in Nicholasville this afternoon. If I’m going to draft an affidavit for the Hale family trust, my consulting fee is one hundred and fifty dollars an hour, cash or certified check, payable in advance.”
“One hundred and— Caleb, you’re out of your mind! You’re an electrician!”
“And a very in-demand one, Bryce. Have a great honeymoon in St. Lucia.”
I reached out and hit the disconnect button before he could sputter another syllable.
The shop was dead silent for three seconds. Then Rebecca threw her head back and laughed—a rich, full-bodied sound that bounced off the metal walls and chased away every lingering shadow of the past thirty-six hours.
“An affidavit?” she wheezed, leaning against the workbench for support. “My grandfather is going to have a stroke before noon.”
“Good,” I said, setting my coffee mug down. “Maybe it’ll teach him to invest in better insurance.”
She stopped laughing, her dark eyes sliding up to meet mine. The oversized flannel shirt was slipping off her left shoulder, and the morning sun streaming through the high windows caught the edge of her collarbone.
“You realize,” she whispered, her voice dropping into that quiet, dangerous register, “that my family is never going to speak to me again.”
“Your family,” I said, taking half a step closer, “hadn't said anything worth listening to in ten years.”
She didn't step back. Instead, she reached out, took the coffee mug right out of my hand, set it on the workbench, and slid her arms around my neck.
May you like
“Prove it,” she whispered.
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