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Chapter 4 - The Midnight Invoice

Henry Hale reached us just as the second hand of my Timex ticked past eight-fifty-five. The old man’s face was the color of a winter tomato, and his breathing sounded like a tractor engine with a fouled spark plug.

“Get off my property,” Henry snarled, his finger trembling as it pointed toward the massive oak doors that led out into the gravel parking lot. “Both of you. Right now. I don’t care about your contract, Mercer. I don't care about the wiring. You’re trespassing.”

“We’re leaving, Henry,” I said, my voice level and completely unbothered by the spray of spittle coming off his lower lip. “Just as soon as I pick up my toolbox from behind the southern gable. Wouldn’t want to leave my property behind. Might set a bad precedent for how things are handled around here.”

Rebecca didn't wait for her father to explode again. She reached down, picked up her canvas tote from the wooden bench where she’d dropped it twenty minutes ago, and slung it over her shoulder with a sharp, decisive snap of the strap.

“Dad,” she said, her voice cutting through the old man’s sputtering rage with the cold, clear tone of a school administrator dealing with a difficult parent. “I’m taking my car. Don’t call me tomorrow about the cleanup. Hire someone else.”

“Rebecca, you step out that door with him and don’t ever expect—"

“Expect what?” she turned back, her chin lifted so high it looked like it might snap her neck. “Expect to be invited to the next wedding? Don't worry, Dad. I think I’ve reached my quota for mediocre receptions with open bars and terrible lighting.”

She didn't wait for his answer. She turned on her heel, her dark blue dress swirling around her knees, and walked toward the side exit without looking back once.

I followed her.

Behind us, Bryce was trying to murmur something reassuring to Madison, whose sobs were now carrying clearly across the silent barn, punctuated by the sound of more glass breaking near the catering station.

The crisp Kentucky air hit us like a splash of cold well water the moment we stepped out of the shadow of the porch. The parking lot was half-empty now; a few lingering family members had already bolted for their rental cars, eager to escape the radioactive fallout of the Hale family drama.

My F-250 was parked near the back fence, tucked away behind a rusted tractor that Henry probably used as a lawn ornament. The truck looked like a disaster area—mud on the rear quarter panels, a dent in the tailgate from a backing error behind a hardware store in Versailles two winters ago, and an empty cup of gas-station coffee sitting on the floorboard.

Rebecca stopped beside the passenger door, her arms crossed over her chest as she looked up at the cab.

“You drive a truck that looks like it survived a demolition derby,” she observed, though the edge of bitterness in her voice had been replaced by something lighter—almost playful.

“It builds character,” I said, pulling the heavy ring of keys from my pocket. I unlocked the passenger door and pushed it open. “And it’s paid for. Which is more than can be said for Bryce’s BMW.”

She let out a short, sharp laugh, climbed up into the seat with the practiced grace of someone who had spent plenty of time riding in farm vehicles, and pulled her canvas tote onto her lap. I slammed the door shut, walked around the hood, and hauled myself into the driver’s seat. The engine cranked twice before catching with a deep, throaty roar that rattled the loose change in the center console.

I threw it into reverse, backed out past the rusted tractor, and steered toward the gravel lane that led out to the paved highway.

For five minutes, neither of us said a word. The dashboard lights cast a dull green glow over Rebecca’s profile. She was staring out the window at the endless rows of dark horse fences sliding past in the moonlight, her fingers tracing the edge of her canvas bag.

“So,” I finally said as we hit the blacktop and pointed the nose toward Lexington. “Where to? Back to the elementary school district office?”

“God, no,” she muttered, leaning her head back against the worn headrest. “The custodial staff is waxing the cafeteria floors tonight. If I walk in there smelling like cheap champagne and wedding cake, I’ll never hear the end of it from Mrs. Gable.”

“My place then?”

She turned her head slowly, her dark eyes narrowing just a fraction. “Your place?”

“I have leftover chili in the crockpot,” I said, keeping my eyes fixed on the center stripe of the highway. “And I need someone to help me figure out how to bill Henry for forty feet of extra Romex without getting sued for extortion.”

“You’re incorrigible, Caleb Mercer.”

“That’s what my second-grade teacher wrote on my report card.”

She looked at me for a long, quiet moment, then let out a slow breath that sounded like a sigh of relief.

“Is there beer?” she asked.

“Cold, local, and in bottles.”

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“Then lead the way, electrician.”

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