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Chapter 4 - The Currency of a Mistress

The rain began again around three in the afternoon—not mist this time, but a heavy, freezing mountain sleet that hammered against the glass skylights of the Main Street Market in downtown Charlottesville.

Inside the private rear booth of the artisanal bakery on 4th Street, Lauren Price sat with her elbows pressed flat against the rough reclaimed-wood table, her straw boater hat discarded on the bench beside her, her eyes rimmed in thick, smudged kohl that she had tried to fix with drugstore wipes in a gas station mirror.

Sitting across from her was not David.

It was her father, Richard Price—senior vice president of commercial asset lending at Old Dominion National Bank, wearing a tailored charcoal overcoat over a three-piece suit, an unlit pipe resting beside his gold-rimmed glasses, his face the exact, sickening shade of a banker reviewing an unhedged portfolio during an equity crash.

"Thirty-two thousand dollars, Lauren," Richard said, his voice quiet, flat, and carrying the terrifying density of a father who has realized his daughter has stepped into an artillery range without a helmet.

Lauren flinched, clutching her paper coffee cup with both hands. Her fingers were bare, except for the rose-gold Cartier Love bracelet that gleamed against her wrist beneath the track lights.

"Dad, you don't understand," she stammered, her voice shaking with that fragile, defensive arrogance that young people use when they mistake an older man's vanity for devotion. "David loves me. He's been trapped in that loveless, corporate marriage for seven years! Elizabeth controls every aspect of his existence! She treats him like an employee! He was going to announce the separation at Thanksgiving anyway!"

Richard Price let out a short, brutal bark of laughter that made the barista at the espresso machine glance over his shoulder.

"Trapped?" Richard repeated, leaning across the table until his eyes were six inches from hers.

"David Mercer didn't announce an expansion, Lauren.

David Mercer was escorted off Grounds by two armed campus police officers forty minutes ago.

His endowed chair has been liquidated.

His salary has been escrowed under a university ethics lien.

And the five-bedroom house on the ridge...

the house you told your mother you’d be hosting our family Christmas dinner in this year...

is titled exclusively in the name of the Vance 1998 Testamentary Trust."

Lauren’s mouth fell open. "The trust? But... but David said he owned forty percent of the equity!"

"David Mercer doesn't own the dirt under his fingernails, Lauren!" her father hissed, his jaw clenching so hard a muscle jumped beneath his ear.

"He owns an eight-year-old leased Range Rover that was repossessed from the curb outside his motel three hours ago because the lease payments were drawn from a corporate account that Elizabeth Vance closed at midnight!

And that bracelet on your wrist?"

Richard pointed an iron-stiff finger at the rose gold and diamonds.

"That bracelet is currently listed on Exhibit Twelve of a federal civil forfeiture attachment filed by Vance Holdings this morning in the Richmond Chancery Court.

It was purchased with stolen funds, Lauren.

Funds derived from a charitable educational foundation.

If you don't take that piece of metal off your arm and hand it to my courier by five o'clock...

the state police...

will be knocking on the front door of our house in Glenmore with a search warrant for possession of converted property."

Lauren’s chest heaved. She looked down at the bracelet—the heavy, permanent gold band that required a tiny, specialized vermeil screwdriver to unlock.

David had held that tiny gold screwdriver in his hand six weeks ago in a hotel suite in Tysons Corner, looking into her eyes, whispering that the bracelet was a symbol of their unbreakable connection, a bond that transcended the cold, transactional nature of the world.

She hadn't known that the screwdriver had been purchased on an American Express card that settled automatically from a checking account belonging to a fifty-five-year-old woman whose name was on the university library.

"Dad..." she wept, the tears finally cutting clean tracks through her makeup, splashing down onto her woolen sleeves. "He told me he was going to buy a townhouse in Georgetown. He told me he was going to make me the director of his new ethics institute."

Richard Price picked up his glasses, slid them into his pocket, and stood up from the booth.

He didn't touch her hair. He didn't offer her his handkerchief.

"David Mercer couldn't direct traffic through an open barn door without his wife’s staff to hold the lanterns, Lauren," her father said, every word falling like an iron gavel onto the table.

"You didn't fall in love with a brilliant, misunderstood professor.

You fell in love with an illusion purchased with Elizabeth Vance’s money.

And now that Elizabeth Vance has closed the account...

you are about to find out...

May you like

how much an unemployed fifty-year-old philosopher...

actually weighs."

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